too short, and very stupid

I read an article about the little people from the Wizard of Oz getting a star on the hollywood walk of fame. Luckily they are little so they can fit the whole Lollipop gang in one square. Anyways, I think this is really cool, but what do those down syndrome freaks do, waste their time marching in the writers strike instead. Why so they can get residuals. NO they never will receive any money for the OZ other than what they were paid.
something shot said:

“They paid us fifty dollars a week. No residuals, no nothing. Midgets don’t grow on trees, you know.” Then he pointed out that “the dog”—I guess he meant Toto—had been making a hundred and twenty-five a week.


No little man midges don't grow on trees but they sure are dumb as apples, and those do! grow on trees. Luckily for you they fall from trees or you wouldn't be able to eat them

The Lollipop Guild Strikes