Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Why God Created Sub-Machine Guns


I know this story may be a little old for all of you, but when I read an opening line like this, I have to share...

Monkeys rampage in Indian capital

Nov 13 03:00 AM US/Eastern
Monkey Menace in India Drives Residents Crazy
Just weeks after the Indian capital's deputy mayor toppled to his death fighting off a pack of monkeys, the animals are back on the attack, sparking fresh concerns about the simian menace.
One woman was seriously hurt and two dozen other people were given first aid after monkeys rampaged through a neighbourhood in east Delhi over the weekend.

1 comment:

Court said...

If i was at USC right now i would be compiling lists and lists of material in fact we need to be doing this.
Producers. Here we go. Either comedy or drama or both. Monkeys/India/Guns.
The comedy would have the monkeys being smarter than humans of course (cause dumb humans are funny) Just look at my little brother (wait he aint that funny)
The drama would be a crisis management, but it would be all animal and peta and green friendly, they would have to come up with a solution. We could milk ten seasons out of them trying to come up with solutions without just killing them.