Ron Paul Campaign Sign Abuse Spotted in Phoenix

Vandals suspected of having Chinese Communist sympathies.

Phoenix, AZ

On the evening of November 10, at approximately 8:30 pm, two vandals were spotted destroying a "Ron Paul You Tube" sign at the Northwest Corner of 48th Street and Ray Roads in Phoenix, AZ. The suspects are described as a 6' white male approximately 350 lbs, and a female 5'3" in height, of indeterminate origin. Witnesses report that the couple uprooted the sign from the ground and proceeded to smash the sign on the sidewalk in a "wood-chopping" manner. The suspects then took the sign to the nearby Target parking lot, and attempted to set the sign on fire. When their attempts failed, the male unzipped his pants to urinate on the sign, but the female persuaded him not to. The female then took the sign and threw it in a nearby dumpster.

The perpetrators of this shocking, blatant assault on First Amendment rights were earlier spotted at Native New Yorker, Best Buy, RA Sushi, Barnes & Noble and Target. Subsequent investigation has revealed that the couple's libations at RA were said to be of the "asian variety" and were said to have had "one right after the other". This information, combined with the couple's purchase of the movie "Ratatouille" (French Socialism) at "Target" (red color motif/purveyor of Red Chinese merchandise) has led investigators to believe the couple to, at the very least, have Far East Sino-Communist sympathies and possibly be serving as deep cover agents loyal to a foreign power.

This story is posted as a call to vigilance for all Paul supporters to keep watch and not let this intimidation to continue. For those of you in the Phoenix area, the suspects are believed to reside in the Ahwatukee area and enjoy frequenting local restaurants and drinking establishments and are said to "like to throw 'em back". The female was spotted wearing a gray ASU Sun Devil T-shirt and blue jeans, while the male was dressed in a black T-shirt and jeans with tan "Croc" sandals. If sighted, the Ron Paul soldiers should avoid physical confrontation as the suspects are known to be heavily armed and most certainly trained in edge weapons and hand to hand combat. Officials request that you make your displeasure for their act of vandalism and censorship known by spitting, throwing eggs or "giving them the finger". Stand Tall - Stand Proud ... Don't let Ron down.