Hey fritop, taipan and trn - do I have to use your undercover names? You guys never do movie reviews, okay maybe just not the ones I watch but really you need to be fair and balanced and rate even the stupid ones. I have to go to Rotten tomatoes to get my reviews.
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none of that made any sense, i must be losing my nerd culture
Hey fritop, taipan and trn - do I have to use your undercover names? You guys never do movie reviews, okay maybe just not the ones I watch but really you need to be fair and balanced and rate even the stupid ones. I have to go to Rotten tomatoes to get my reviews.
thanks for the laugh tia...or should I call you "ny-state of mind?"
hey Who is TIA? TRN, Tai-Pan we gots a new reader. We have to use aliases because some of what we say could actually affect our lives. There is some heavy stuff being written on this site. Did you see that Ron Pal posting. That could kill TRN and Tai-Pan's future city council runs for office.
to be honest I really don't now what movies you watch, nor do I have time to write reviews of even the movies I watch which are not many.
Tia,
As acting Tai-Pan of blandlife aka Supreme Leader, Glorious One, Reaver of Souls and Sun-King, I grant unto you power to write in any manner you wish. You may refer to us by our christian names, or whatver lame fake handle we are using that week. You are a VIP guest in this realm - welcome... make yourself at home.
To become more acquainted with our way of life, I invite you to recite the blandlife prayer:
(to be recited on bended knee, arms outstretched to the heavens, facing west)
"Oh most honorable Tai-Pan of Blandlife!! I beseech you to bestow upon me the power to destroy all enemies of the chosen ones. I have been chosen to fight alongside the valiant warriors of TRUTH! Help me to reject all the forces of boredom, liberalism, atheism, environmentalism and the vapid ignorant masses. Help me to embrace all races (except for Turks) by finding the humor in every culture. O EXALTED TAI-PAN arm me with your holy sword of truth and omniscience that I may smite these terrestial cowards that gather at my feet! I pray that your wonderful power will rain down on my enemies in torrents of BLOOD!
Amen."
That was deep didn't understand some of those words though!!
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